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Обсуждение назначения Ху Дзинньтао на должность председателя КНР между Дж.Бушем-мл. и К. Райс
leshik: G.B. – George Bush C.R. – Condolisa Rice G.B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? C.R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China G.B.: Great. Lay it on me. C.R.: Hu is the new leader of China. G.B.: That’s what I want to know. C.R.: That’s what I’m telling you. G.B.: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? C.R.: Yes. G.B.: I mean the fellow’s name. C.R.: Hu. G.B.: The guy in China. C.R.: Hu. G.B.: The new leader of China. C.R.: Hu. G.B.: The Chinaman! C.R.: Hu is leading China. G.B.: Now whaddya’ asking me for? C.R.: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. G.B.: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? C.R.: That’s the man’s name. G.B.: That’s who’s name? C.R.: Yes. G.B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? C.R.: Yes, sir. G.B.: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East. C.R.: That’s correct. G.B.: Then who is in China? C.R.: Yes, sir. G.B.: Yassir is in China? C.R.: No, sir. G.B.: Then who is? C.R.: Yes, sir. G.B.: Yassir? C.R.: No, sir. G.B.: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary Generalof the UN on the phone. C.R.: Kofi? G.B.: No, thanks. C.R.: You want Kofi? G.B.: No. C.R.: You don’t want Kofi. G.B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN. C.R.: Yes, sir. G.B.: Not, Yassir! The guy in UN. C.R.: Kofi? G.B.: Milk! Will you please make the call? C.R.: And call who? G.B.: Who is the guy at UN? C.R.: Hu is the guy in China. G.B.: Will you stay out of China? C.R.: Yes, sir. G.B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN. C.R.: Kofi. G.B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (C.R. picks up the phone) C.R.: Rice, here. G.B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. May be we should send to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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